Jesus Saves!

"Jesus Saves! Passes To Noah... He Shoots, He Scores!"

Ha! I bet I had you going with the title of this blog. It's post hockey season here in Chicago. Something that does not happen very often. Blackhawks are in round 3 with 8 wins away from lifting the Stanley Cup. Although after yesterdays performance, the only thing the Hawks maybe lifting is the box with their locker crap in it.

Who ever they mystery commenter from my last post is, I would be more then happy to take that bet. (Spaz..is that you?) There are no losers when it comes to drinking beer and eating wings. The loser has to pay for the other dinner. Oh, can we go on .25 cent wing night. It will save me a few bucks.

Thanks to Bandit Brother Matt who passed me along the t-shirt joke. You can buy the shirt here.

Lost Pictures

I have some lost pictures that I found from a recent trip. I hope you like them Enjoy...

This last one was taken in Fox Lake, IL.

It Was Bound to Happen

This is Dedicated to...

You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this post is about you
Don't you?
Fuck you!

Pope Giving Mass in Green Bay

Father Nelson sent this image to me from his recent trip to Green Bay

Choosing a President Made Easy

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....."

As I see it this year there are 3 choices for president:

We have a woman lawyer married to a lawyer
vs
A black male lawyer married to a lawyer
vs
A war hero who is a married to the heir to a national beer distributor

Seems to be a fairly easy decision.

Did You Know

Yup, The Deer is Crappin' and This Image is Stolen (Duh)

So the family and I are driving back from Chicago on Sunday afternoon. We are driving west on Rollins near the forest preserve. I glanced over at the woods to see this above image. Non-nonchalantly, I say, "Look, honey, there is a deer poopin... and it is poopin like a dog". We did get a good laugh out of it.

This was a first for me. I never gave it much thought but I just assumed that a deer craps like a horse by lifting its tail. To see a full grown deer, squatting like a dog, plus what looked like a little strain on the face as the deers chin was pointing to the sky, is pretty darn funny. I don't care who you are. I was educated to say the least. So the next time your kid asks you if a deer poops, you can proudly say yes...... like a dog. Now you know...

I never said by reading this blog you were going to get smart unless you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

(edit..wow, I just reread what I wrote. Sorry for the grammar errors. No more posting until the first cup of coffee)

Sweeney Floyd: The Dim-Wit Barber of Mayberry

Walkin The Dog

How Bikers Walk Their Dogs

I have other stuff to post like some pics from my ride on Sunday as well as some warm gear that I bought. It will be posted this week.

Coming Thru

Heading into work this morning and I am on a four lane road, two lanes going west. I have two jack asses blocking both lanes. OK, I will put the blame on the compact car that will not move over from the left.

Of course I am on th motorcycle and I am looking to get by. This is goes on for a few miles. It is all open in front of the vehicles. I just want to go.

Finally, I get a break and I crank open the throttle and make my pass. I am sure my muffler is screaming jap bike at this point. I safely blow by the blocking vehicle and keep going.

As my luck would have it, I get stuck at a long light. The blocking compact car pulls up next to me and gives me this sarcastic thumbs up with head shaking to the side. I am guessing he is saying, "yeah your cool."

If he had his window down, I would have shouted to him, "at least I am not driving a poop colored Ford Escort."

She Sure Is Purtty

All right. I will expain the joke to all you Harley owners at the next bike meet up.

Hannah's Wild Ride.... with the OCC Crew