Yup, The Deer is Crappin' and This Image is Stolen (Duh)So the family and I are driving back from Chicago on Sunday afternoon. We are driving west on Rollins near the forest preserve. I glanced over at the woods to see this above image. Non-nonchalantly, I say, "Look, honey, there is a deer poopin... and it is poopin like a dog". We did get a good laugh out of it.
This was a first for me. I never gave it much thought but I just assumed that a deer craps like a horse by lifting its tail. To see a full grown deer, squatting like a dog, plus what looked like a little strain on the face as the deers chin was pointing to the sky, is pretty darn funny. I don't care who you are. I was educated to say the least. So the next time your kid asks you if a deer poops, you can proudly say yes...... like a dog. Now you know...
I never said by reading this blog you were going to get smart unless you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
(edit..wow, I just reread what I wrote. Sorry for the grammar errors. No more posting until the first cup of coffee)
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